Klusterfuk (EP)

Tech N9Ne Klusterfuk (EP) Lyrics
1.Ugly Duckling


I am this way cuz I got up
And got it when I was the oddest
To demolish the hottest scholars
With all of these goddish products
Call it way polished
I jot it, dot it
Then they got it
Stay modest
But brought it
Psychotic thought is raw and sick
But everybody didn't want to give a nigga time of the day
Or will I ever reach another when im in the grave
I got to be different to keep up with the pay
Say, say, say
What you wonder about Nina?
The one who is wishing me
Coming up missing
That one is a dreamer
Calling me ugly I laugh
Because I'm rough as rugby and fast
Industry's chubby and flab
You look sick, pudgy and crap
Now your chick want to hug me and smash
I look lovely with cash instead of muggy and clash
You act like we were buddies in class
Got my painted face
Ain't it great?
Really illuminated
But then it tainted space
Better to bring it straight then gain it late and aim it fake
Famous for my brain its fate
That I strained in fate
Then I became the great...
Yates

No love or nothing
Just blood and suffering
For the ugly duckling
(Repeat 1x)
Trust me
Trust me
Nothing
Trust me
Trust me
Nothing
Is worse than knowing you're beautiful but you're treated like
an ugly duckling
(Repeat all 1x)

Ever since I came out the womb
And I was birthed to the planet
It's like the Earth couldn't stand it
I was just worthless abandoned
So I write verses and curses
To try and cope with the damage
Citizens gave me you cholos are going to feel my curses in
Spanish
I've been in verses then vanished
I'm not the first to be banished
But ostracized because I prophesied the churches are scandalous
See my words are just managed
Perfectly perched on the canvas
Painting a picture with scriptures
With my fellow dirty from Kansas
So I'm going to spit on the wax
Drip on the tracks
And spill out my pain
Rather than give me a gat
Empty the mac
Shatter then spill out my brain
People are strange
Verses be spinning
A dime on the top
Trying to get all the change
I have to devise me a plot
Then gamble the lot
So I'm stocked to get me some change
See all the hate that they gave me
Fueled my passionate speech
Made me react on the track and start
Whooping ass on the beat
So since I'm rude
I fire noses up like a flu off the grease
Head in the sky hella flying high
Like I'm blew off the sweet


It's my goddamn time
Go ahead shine a light over here on the darkness
What's you thought?
What, we gon' play dead
Roll over and add up losses?
Damn fools
Cause no pro band cool
Politicking with the rules
Eat fools for the carcass
Because we back
Well seems like we leave
And another leave
A vegan
No sausage
But don't ride dick now
And act like you like bums lit now
Keep signing to killers and fat drug dealers
Is you really the big shit now?
I gotta spit
These niggas be weak runnin' 'round like their nuts cut loose
Can't even shake a nigga hand, gotta dap a nigga up
Fuck around and touch butt-fuck juice
Mayday to the payday, they say we stay
Don't cut the noose
Yes, off with the heads
Niggas off to the bed, getting head like Duck, Duck, Goose
(Ohhh)
Technicians form a petition to never ever let it up
On a rapper that sucks, and these industry fucks
With the bucks that will make you turn small from a duck
Crystal Meth, Cocaine, E-Pills with a little weed fill and a lot
of free will
And a couple refills to whenever we steal
Won't see thrills like these steals on a steap hill
That's some hot shit
That's our shit
One more time, don't ride dick
Shit, I got us creeping on your level
Aqualeo, now that's speaking of the devil


2.Blur

Bad day with my b!tch
Negativity on my phone is ridiculous
Limo shine up on the real Tech N9ne
They talkin' 'bout I'm the sickness
Comin' at that shit so vicious
Get up out of my bed, I'm sick of feelin' restricted
Fans sayin' I switched
They can tell I was hurt by lookin' at my Twit pic
Got a call from Stevie, y'all know his steezie
Said he's 'bout to come to KC, wanna have a get together, that's
easy
Got a little Cabo Wabo, some biz and Ciroc, yo
They wanna have it at my house, is there room for Frizz and
Picasso?
Hell yeah, come on down
Told ?Mackazilla? be done on rounds, we gotta get more liquor,
spread the fun around
We 'bout to kick it with family, put the gun on down
Nigga, I ain't kicked it in eons
'Bout to be cooler than Freon
Got another call from my homeboy in Denver, named Dion
He just pulled into KC sayin' he's double fisted, with bottles
I told him I was on liquor duty and ?Stone'em? was on models
All of my niggas ready for action
When I woke, I don't remember this crashin'
I can try and tell you in the next verse
But I don't really know what happened

It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur

Woke up, got sick, ain't nobody sleepin' in my shit
Looked in the mirror, that's f-cked up
Because busted is my top lip
Real busted, real puffy, like a nigga punched me the f-ck out
I don't smoke by my mouth taste like big ?? like my nigga
Yukmouth
I think I remember two chicks, one thick, another was a
toothpick
I think I was takin' shots with 'em, of Patrón, I don't do this
KC Teas, ghetto suds, talkin' to the chick with ghetto butts
She was trippin' when another beautiful widow cut
In front of me when she was talkin', I said Oh, f-ck!
Everybody keep sayin'
But I don't remember even seein'
But I heard if you really wanna please
Put one, two, and maybe three
Glimpses of a house full of b!tches and dancin'
And some losin' their pants, romancin' each other
And eating each other, and beating these brotha's
My publicist almost stuck a b!tch
Cause she punched my nigga with her
But he kicked her out, ???
???
Then somehow when my ???
My lip hit her big head

It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur

Scenario, what happened?
That nigga keep laughin', cause he made all the drinks potent
My lip is f-cked, I'm not jokin'
Said she's made up with hips out, she 'bout 5'1?, hell pretty,
but Cripped out
Said she got a little cocky, called me a demon and I flipped out
Said her body was boozed up and her earlobes had a few cuts
I told him I don't hit women, I don't do stuff
I came downstairs, all my niggas still sprawled out
The makings of Caribou Lou, now there's a loose screw

The night was going perfectly, all seemed well
I woke up in the darkness dizzy, feelin' like hell
I don't feel like myself, oh no
I've never ever felt this way before in so long
It's just a blur

(Voice recording of a girl)

It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
It's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur, blur, blur
The whole thing's just a blur


3.Klusterfuk

I was born in november, 8th day 1971st y'all,
9 oclock in the mornin, a christian girl in kansas city gave
birth y'all,
She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker
till the earth fall,
Then mama married a muslim when I was 12 and that transition was
the worst y'all,
I converted to Islam but every once in awhile I read a bible
verse y'all,
How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I
thirst all,
All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my
shirt y'all,
At home no longer attended when I was 17 I bounced like a nerf
ball,

Yeeeeah
Spit it big quick,
My day, I slay, pie may, trick don't get a bitch hit
(questionable),
I'm mastering it, I'm flyin around with equipment,
Really big time and now I'm not fittin this bitch,
I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it,
To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you, that
and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK,
Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP,
In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK
On you MUUHFUCKAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM
the SLUG if you BUG on a NIGGA,
TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG
her with DRUGS when I give her,
DICK,
Fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me,
In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany,
Red all over me like I hit an artery,
Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, Just swallow me,
If you follow me and wanted to abolish me,
When I'm honestly, a straight oddity,
I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked, shit spit it
big quick,
Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the
lake or in the metal and big thick bricks,
Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut,
If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK,
Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so
much he be wantin to tell them to kill,
HA HA HA HA HAAAA, and they will,
So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic got that
bit down to the grill,
Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL,
I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin,
My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY,
Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIES,
Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY,
Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY,
Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH!
Playin, they wanna fight me, they don't really like me, they
gonna not replay,
Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil,
Inside of me, they about equal,
Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut,
I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all are just

FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,
FECAL,
Growin up low enough, musta sucked
PEOPLE,
Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk,

Talk about growin up fucked up, I grew up with a mentally ill
mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew,
Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8 days a
week, and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while,
Now I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK,
I mixed up all the stuff religion that had to offer, boiled it
in my cauldron till the bullshit burned off it,
All that was left was love, I can't say I always rise above the
trivial shit in my life cause I don't,
Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what
I'm sayin,
I've done a lot of drugs, shit, I've done a lot of thugs, but in
the end,
As long as I'm aligned with love, I KNOW I'm livin righteous,

By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy,
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically,
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a
Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories,
By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked)
Will kill a man why try mimic me,
Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a
Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories


4.Can't Stand Me


The rapper you gotta have in your chatter
You be gatherin data, to mom and dad it's a matter
Cause they lad is fanatical, for this vladic, this radical
Add a skill that brings avid adolescents to drag us
Everywhere in there beats by, they be lovin the speech I
Teach my beast I eat, when records released by
They favorite artist, invaded they hardest
The way that it started, my latest they'd have paid it
regardless
Ever been to a Tech show? (I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T)
Then why you stoppin and poppin me out the deck for?
Hear that I got the best flow? (I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T)
Granny clippin, trippin with Ellie and Jethro
For listenin to my music they choose it, they use it
As therapy they're on me when I do this, they lose it
Mom and daddy wanna ban me, I'm loud like a wild banshee
I'm rowdy and antsy maybe that's why they can't stand me for
real

These are people who can't stand me
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny
Who be callin me uncanny
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny
They tell ya
I'm no good to you, but you don't listen to me
I'm the one you love, but you people can't stand me

See this rap kid is a stack getta
But Dad lit up when he saw that the kid was a black nigga
And she's a wack bitch if you fat back with her
And her mama mad sick cause the last dick is from africa
That's why they always act shady, we splat babies right at
Bradys
That's maybe the worst for a white lady, that's racy
No longer match-makey, when the blacks attack white they be
watchin the mac lately
Ever been with a black dude? (I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T)
You're prolly thinkin we're all weed and tattoos
Ever thought white and black's cool? (I HAVEN'T, I HAVEN'T, I
HAVEN'T)
That's cause you think you're daughters gettin her back bruised
Your mom's in your business, she's in your business
Can't you see she wants you to keep us niggas at a distance
Separation existing, and here's cold
This story took place when I was 16 years old

These are people who can't stand me
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny
Who be callin me uncanny
Your mama, your daddy, your greasy ass granny
They tell ya
I'm no good to you, but you don't listen to me
I'm the one you love, but you people can't stand me


Ves que ellos dicen (See what they say)
Que soy malo para ti (That I'm bad for you)
Si tu me amas (If you love me)
Te puedo de sanra
De sanra
No soy bueno (I'm no good)
Pero te amo (But I love you)
Te amo (I love you)
No soy bueno (I'm no good)
Pero te amo (But I love you)
Te amo (I love you)


5.Awkward

Yeah
Heh..
I'm just gon' tell a couple stories
Real quick
Shit that I think is pretty awkward, you know what I'm sayin'?
Check it out

Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City
'Bout to be doing a show and the boss stay really
Loving a nigga I think it's because I'm becoming a killer
forever
The piece of my thoughts weight gritty
But one day someone say
Why don't you gotta be closin'
I am the one with the frozen flow and pockets bulging
Fair ground it was a explosion
I told the porter to hold up
And I told him I came to rock, get the famous spot
To the man that claim me hot
Twenty-two thousand people saw me make the Planet Rock
But when I was done nigga the show was done
Right when he took the stage everybody runs
And the outcome was three hundred folks at the show
So I'm at the shino and it was

Awkward
Situation is
Absurd
Irregular and
Awkward
Such a feeling is
Not heard
In my circle when it's
Awkward
Situation is
Absurd
Irregular and
Awkward
Such a feeling is
Not heard, awkward

Great sex, thanks Tech
Cause what she say I grab the latex
Off of me, and throw it away to be safe
And I give her the getaway-look and I say softly
We gotta move, my bus is leaving
I guess that wasen't a good enough reason
To have to go, I gave her a shirt
Not my jersey, know it hurts
And then I heard call somebody saying come and get me
Grab the gun that's with me that's a no-no
You came and you leave a solo, keep it dolo
Making the walk of shame then I let her out the front
I was in the crunch when the person standin' at the door
Said I'm her husband man we love you
And this is what she really wants


6.D.K.N.Y.


A young lady was talking to me the other day ask me if I heard a
new song called B.o.b. ( Battery Operated Boyfriend), and when I
think about it from as far back as I can think, Almost every
woman I can remember had one, but I ain't the kinda nigga that
just take that lightly like oh that's nothing, that's normal for
a woman to have a dildo, my mind goes to why do they need it,
cause we absent, then I ask myself why are we absent, then I
think about us Being takin into slavery where learning to read
was forbidden, Can't read won't have a proper education, no
proper education, can't get a proper job, don't have a proper
job, don't have money to live and eat, Gotta eat to live so you
do the only other thing you know that'll definitely put food on
the table, hustle dope on the streets, Hustle dope, might have
to kill another nigga, kill somebody go to the Feds, go to the
Feds for ever ever ever, get to sleeping with them boys, do that
might contract aids, get out give that to your woman, she give
it to the next nigga, you and that nigga start funkin, one of
the niggas kill the other, then it's the same cycle all over
again, we absent, dead or in jail, no I ain't that kinda nigga

I am not the cryin' bitch
I get up out to try and grit
Put my vocal tape I sell it then ima get to buyin' shit
Made it up out the lions pit
No fuckin' denying this is
Some high n mighty spit
I'm rhymin' in the year the Mayans writ
Destruction, introductions to new Front men
Working for the government
Snups and lust they trust in
I was in the golf when U.S
Had a bust reduction
But for the soldiers stuffed
In dust we gotta turn up the cups then
And party with they families
We kickin' it to anarchy
We granted these insanities
The kid would get humanity
Vanishing is who standing in vanity
Damn it B L double-O D you scammed that T
You die under canopy
I don't trip off with another nigga do
And I don't lip off to another niggas crew
If I ain't got a trigger to
I'm tryin' to live a few
They say do yo thing you different kinda nigga you

Close to my ragin'
Far from a jiggaboo
Do your thing
You different kinda nigga you
Over came the shit that they be giving you
Do your thing you different kinda nigga you (x2)

I'm a different
B R double-E D
And I live it
See the people lovin' on me
And I give it
My heart away including the arteries
I don't be hollow boy like me if you ain't want a soluble
I dues it
How you gonna change the game
If you ain't got game changin' music
And I lose it
Whenever niggas ain't the same
And they plain Jane and April fools it
I beastly slipped and like my sides is greasy
Till the industry on the eyes I ain't so easy
Lookin' at me like a leopard
Now they lovin' the keffer
Lookin' like I'll never make it
Lookin' like salt and pepper
While my musics so Sebastian Bach
When the world ain't thinking like I'm thinking
Better dummy it up but the cash is stopped
I gotta smash it a Asher Roth that'll shake the spot
And so he has so much time in his song and that gots to say a
lot
Tryin' to get paper fore the paper stop, I'll make a plot
To make my bank account look like Vegas minus the beggin' twat
It's effortless for me to pepper it, with cleverness
But they just gimme a glimpse of the pimps whos they be steppin'
in
Got em guessing what I'm finna (do)
Never change my lyrics (to)
Be jeffin with you jigga (boo)
Different kinda nigga (you)